The Way of the Wolf 

  1) is not the way of the fox

  2) nor is it a franchise operation;

  3) it will not fit into a small valise

  4) and will have to go into carry-on;

  5) it fails to coincide with the core beliefs

  6) of either major party,

  7) nor does it describe under a full moon

  8) anything showing at a multiplex;

  9) it is forbidden from appearing

  10) in the dreams of girls twelve to eighteen

  11) and is not within the reach of any citizen

  12) driving an SUV; it is the flagrant violation

  13) of the Eleventh Commandment

  14) and is itself the Eleventh Commandment;

  15) now it would have us each and every one

  16) crouch in silence and wait for its coming.