Fenestration, Types of

1. Window of Cowboy Longing
2. Window of Nudity Reversed
3. Window of Into But Not Quite Out of the Dark Forest
4. Window of the Erroneous Middle Way
5. Window of Tact Turned Back Upon Itself
6. Window of Suffer the Numbskulls
7. Window of Rosy But Besmirched Vistas
8. Window of Revered Bronco Busters
9. Window of Fragile Cheekbones and Frangible Heart
10. Window of Sex, Death, and Turgid Prose